Fay Wray vs. Kong

Dude [into cellphone]:: I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR FUCKING JAW THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU. DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR FUCKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK-- hold on, give me a second. There's a woman walking by.

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Chivalry/gentleman/funny/

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slutforandy:

anachronistic-and-impulsive:

catatonicphilharmonic:

eryasterk:

jernsnerw:

“For this assessment, you will create ten tweets from the trenches in World War I.”

you’ve got to be fucking shitting me

dying from mustard gas attack lol txt it ;* #swag#lol#yolo

WTF Franz Ferdinand. Way to get assassinated #politicians #amirite

Just got #trenchfoot again, that’s like the third time since the war started. #ugh #firstworldwarproblems

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Dean Martin/funny/

veronox:

#me

I laughed so hard I cried. I haven’t even seen the movie.

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Fay Wray vs. Kong

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Appropriate response whenever someone comments “wow you know a lot about books.”

Passed a real gentleman on the sidewalk tonight